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♥ May 27th at 6AM / via: sosavior / op: sosavior / reblog / 57 notes

Nick Fury: Oh no! LokI! Let's call the X-Men!
Maria Hill: They are on an excursion, laughting at some creationist museum.
Nick Fury: Ok, never mind. Call me Carol Danvers!
Maria Hill: She is away. Like really away. On space.
Nick Fury: Then I want the Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver!
Maria Hill: They are on strike. It seems Magneto isn't paying them enough.
Nick Fury: Black Panther?
Maria Hill: Is getting married.
Nick Fury: Hank Pym and Janet van Dyne?
Maria Hill: The same. Well, there are still the Aveng-
Nick Fury: Spiderman! And you can see I am desperate!
Maria Hill: We can't! He is at school. School is important.
Nick Fury: Spider-Woman then.
Maria Hill: She is in France. On a holiday. Paid by us.
Nick Fury: Call me Scott Lang then!
Maria Hill: He asked us not to call him. He is on a date.
Nick Fury: Jack of Hearts?
Maria Hill: He is on Scott Lang's date. I mean, he has a date with Scott Lang.
Nick Fury: Who is left?
Maria Hill: Well, there are the Avengers-
Nick Fury: She-Hulk?
Maria Hill: She has an important case this week and she turned off her cellphone.
Nick Fury: Black Knight?
Maria Hill: He is back in Camelot.
Nick Fury: But it's a silly place!
Maria Hill: Sir, we really have to call someone. There are the Avengers.
Nick Fury: FINE. Let's call the Avengers. But get me the Black Widow too.